‘Our Stuff Gets Reals’
Season 9, Episode 9 - Aired January 12, 2010
J.D. tries to find some time with Elliot before the baby comes. Dr. Cox freaks out when Jordan asks him to sign a will. Meanwhile, Lucy tries to avoid cutting the cadaver of her former patient Ben.
Quote from Lucy
Turk: I'll let you retake the test again tonight. You ready?
Lucy: [gasps] Do blue crabs whistle? They do, when you boil them alive.
Quote from Turk
Lucy: Yes, Dr. Turk. I won't let you down. I'm gonna go study now. [exits]
Turk: Okay.
Drew: So this guy's a friend of yours, huh?
Turk: No, I've never met him. This is just some dude with appendicitis. [sings] And he blows your mind again! Ooh, again. [talks] Scalpel.
Quote from Cole
Cole: And I brought some sensual body chocolate.
Elliot: Oh.
Cole: What's the situation with those big ol' D's? Got any milk yet?
Elliot: He should go.
J.D.: Get the hell outta here.
Quote from J.D.
Lucy: All my cutting problems over. No more talking cadavers for me. There's nothing to be scared of.
[Lucy and J.D. scream as she finds him in a drawer]
Lucy: Dr. D! What are you doing here?
J.D.: I'm playing hide-and-seek with Turk. Don't tell him I'm here. Close me up. Close me up!
Turk: [enters] Hey, if J.D. Sees me, I wasn't here. Close me up. Close me up!
Both: He's never gonna find me.