Trang: Lucy, have a seat. We're about to start. [Lucy gets close to Trang] What are you doing?
Lucy: Staring into your soul. Dominating your mind. I'm freaking your being. See? I own that. That's my vacation home. I come up on the weekends when I feel like bringing the hurt!

Turk: What the hell happened to you guys?
Cole: Dude, it was awesome! Lucy beat the crap out of Trang! Best girl fight I've seen since I paid those two lady janitors to wrestle.

Lucy: [v.o.] So Drew had abandoned us, and that was fine, because I was finding my feet as a leader. I was inspiring the group like my hero, the lesbian president from 24.

Dr. Cox: Now just exactly what in the hell were you doing in there? Come on. Now I gave you the keys to freedom, and you blew it. Now I'm gonna stand here and watch as you march back into that hole and tell those parasites that they have to do it on their own.
Drew: You know what? I can't do that, because I'm one of those parasites. In fact, I'm the king of the parasites, and whether you like it or not, they need me. So fail me if you want, but I'm gonna go back in there, and I'm gonna help my friends.
Dr. Cox: Of course that is what you're going to do. You're like me, number one. You can't help yourself. Son, you're a leader.
Drew: You had this whole thing planned, didn't you? You knew I wouldn't be able to stay away from them.
Dr. Cox: Yes, indeed. A piece of advice? Pick a leadership style and stick to it. But please avoid "aggressive shaming", because it's my bread and butter.
Drew: Yeah. I've seen your work. Very impressive.
Dr. Cox: Thank you. It means a lot to me. G-g-go, go, go. Go, go. This is embarrassing.

Denise: Why are you moping around like a tiny girl bitch?
Turk: Wow. Can't you ever just be like "Hi," or even better, "What's up?"
Denise: Sure. What's up, tiny girl bitch?

Cole: Hey, yo, Drew, I am glad you are back, man. But I was thinking before we start, we take a little break.
Drew: Garfunkel, handle that.
Lucy: Yeah, you know what would be great, Cole, is if you could go get us all some coffee. Hey, maybe you could take your wheelie shoes.
Cole: Oh, man. I'd love to, but some big guys took 'em.
Lucy: Oh. Well, then why don't you just root around for mints in my purse?

Denise: Now that I guess we love each other, we should probably share all our weird secrets.
Drew: All right, you go first.
Denise: I cry when I watch The Bachelor. I watch The Bachelor.
Drew: I, uh, lost my virginity to a sofa.
Denise: I like when ice skaters fall down.
Drew: Doesn't count. Everybody likes that.
Denise: I like when children fall down.
Drew: I love you.
Denise: Fine! I love you, too.