Dr. Cox Quote #1023
Quote from Dr. Cox in Our Dear Leaders
Dr. Cox: Now just exactly what in the hell were you doing in there? Come on. Now I gave you the keys to freedom, and you blew it. Now I'm gonna stand here and watch as you march back into that hole and tell those parasites that they have to do it on their own.
Drew: You know what? I can't do that, because I'm one of those parasites. In fact, I'm the king of the parasites, and whether you like it or not, they need me. So fail me if you want, but I'm gonna go back in there, and I'm gonna help my friends.
Dr. Cox: Of course that is what you're going to do. You're like me, number one. You can't help yourself. Son, you're a leader.
Drew: You had this whole thing planned, didn't you? You knew I wouldn't be able to stay away from them.
Dr. Cox: Yes, indeed. A piece of advice? Pick a leadership style and stick to it. But please avoid "aggressive shaming", because it's my bread and butter.
Drew: Yeah. I've seen your work. Very impressive.
Dr. Cox: Thank you. It means a lot to me. G-g-go, go, go. Go, go. This is embarrassing.
Scrubs Quotes
‘Our Dear Leaders’ Quotes
Quote from Dr. Kelso
Denise: So you're too good to assist Russell now?
Turk: No, I am the chief of surgery. I am no one's secretary.
Dr. Kelso: Secretary? He's asking you to help him with a tricky surgery.
Turk: Sir, do you just hang around, waiting for conversations to weigh in on?
Dr. Kelso: Yeah. That and my judge shows get me through the day. Now, look, good leaders don't care about their ego. If all you want to do is get massaged, I've got the number of a girl who will take you to the mountaintop.
Denise: God, you are a nasty old man.
Dr. Kelso: Thanks, dear. Turkleton, let me cut to the quick. Either you get into that surgery, pucker up and start kissing Russell's ass so he continues to raise giant sums of money for this hospital, which helps everyone, or you can continue to act like a what was that, dear?
Denise: Tiny girl bitch.
Dr. Kelso: That's right. Either way, it's your call, chief.
Turk: Sir, you're so happy you're not the chief anymore, aren't you?
Dr. Kelso: Every second.
Quote from Dr. Cox
Dr. Cox: [to Cole] What in the heck do you have on the bottom of those sneakers, champ? Are are those wheels? Would you show me your glide? Go ahead. Roll on out. Get your glide on.
Lucy: [v.o.] Dr. Cox was scary when he was in his regular mood, but him in a good mood was utterly terrifying.
Dr. Cox: Are you all dying to know why I'm in such a festive mood?
Drew: Because you're about to do something horrible to us?
Dr. Cox: Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Drew, you and your worthless classmates have just won an all-expenses paid trip to Hell Week. Six days and seven nights of tests, term papers and group projects. By the end of the week, one of you is going to have a psychotic break. How darn good is it to be me right about now? "Just this side of fabulous" is the answer. Just this side of fabulous.
Quote from Turk
Lucy: [v.o.] As much as Dr. Cox loved torturing us, Dr. Turk enjoyed all the perks of being chief of surgery.
Todd: T-dawg! Looking-good five!
Turk: Where's my pastry?
Denise: Too sugary.
Turk: Hey, nothing's too sugary, woman.
Denise: Tell that to your diabetes. So you worked hard all these years to become chief of surgery just so people would kiss your ass?
Turk: No, I get a parking spot, too. Plus, I get to nickname people whatever I want. Hey, what's up, Mac and cheese? Oh, snap! Ham and cheese! Oh, rainmaker in the house! What's happenin'?