Turk: You know, I'm actually starting to like Journey.
J.D.: Well you're gonna be very pleased with the next twenty-three songs. You know, the fact that you're even here for an end-of-an-era celebration is enough, we don't have to, like, get all deep or anything.
Turk: No, I wanna try this, man. Okay, um... Ever since Carla and I set the date for the wedding, I started thinking. You know those lame-ass couples that get engaged but they never actually get married - they just cruise along year after year, without making any real kind of commitment? Dude, I wanted to be one of those couples, man!

Sean: Hey.
Elliot: Look, I was planning on coming here and telling you that you'll always come first. But, the truth is that's not a promise I can keep. But the one thing I can guarantee you is that, when it's my decision, I'll always choose you. But if that's not enough, I understand.
[Sean kisses Elliot]

J.D.: Mr. Quinn, before I examine your clavicle, let me ask you something: Do you think it's out of line for me to want to take my best friend here to dinner?
Will: Well, I, uh...
J.D.: I mean, this is like the end of an era! Okay? We've always been known as Turk-&-J.D. Like, when we were in college, people'd be like, "When are Turk-&-J.D. getting here?" Right? And then in med school, everyone was like, "When are Turk-&-J.D. getting here?"
Turk: We didn't have a car.
J.D.: The point is, we were together so much, this one Indian girl only slept with him 'cause she thought his last name was "Anjadi".
Turk: [in an Indian accent] It was a very good day for me!
J.D.: See! This is the kind of stuff I'm gonna miss! The- The reminiscing, the way your breath always smelled of curry.