Moira: Oh, Tippy, I did not negotiate myself out of the job, did I?
Tippy Bernstein: You deserved every penny. Please, Moira, I want you to consider this offer as my amends. If you sign on them, we all get back to doing what we love.
Moira: There is something I love that I haven't been able to do for quite some time. [repeatedly slaps Clifton] Now, Mr. Bernstein, I have a few demands.

Roland: Hm. Hm. Mmm. I don't know, Johnny, I have been racking my brain to come up with the cash. I mean at this point, I'm willing to sell my baseball signed by Geena Davis.
Johnny: Might take more than that, Roland.

Stevie: What if we bought 30 more motels? Right now.
Johnny: What am I looking at?
Stevie: These are all the roadside motels currently for sale. Now, bottom line, we're not gonna make money off of two or three locations. We're only gonna start seeing the real money at 20 or 30 locations.
Roland: Yeah, I'm with Stevie, it's a lost cause.
Johnny: Now this would be a bigger undertaking. And if we franchised on a larger scale, yeah, the dividends would be greater. Stevie, where did you come up with this?
Stevie: Oh, it was in a book I was given. I don't know, maybe you read it. You did this before, Mr. Rose. I think you can do it again.

Johnny: Well, we would need a proper investor to pull this off. You know, for the first time, I think I can actually call in some favours with this idea. I mean, we'd need a really strong pitch. And boy, I-I don't even know if anyone from the old life would even take a meeting but...
Stevie: A wise man once wrote: "You miss 100% of the tapes you don't play".
Johnny: I did write that.

Johnny: Well, welcome to the Rosebud Motel family. Oh, there is our other partner, Stevie Budd! Stevie, do you wanna come over and say hi to our new staff?
Stevie: Uh, I think I need to speak to you for a minute in private.
Johnny: Well, no need for that, we're all family here.
Stevie: Okay. Ronnie found termite damage in Room Six and apparently the entire foundation is about to collapse.
Roland: Uh, Stevie, that's really something we should talk about in private.

David: I said lobster roll. And to your point, we have not discussed the salad.
Penelope: Oh, I have an amazing Parmesan, arugula and black truffle salad that would complement the evening perfectly.
David: My God! Yes!
Johnny: Or... or... if we're not using the lettuce under the lobster roll can we just not make a side salad out of this lettuce?

Stevie: Are these prices per table?
David: Um, per plate. And speaking of, we are adding eight more plates. I was finally allowed to invite some friends from New York. They're a caviar crowd.

Johnny: Well, you know, it's-it's... it's fine.
David: It's fine?
Stevie: Oh, it's the best thing I've ever tasted.
Johnny: Well, you don't want people coming to your wedding and only talking about the food.
David: That is literally the only thing I want them talking about. What is wrong with you? You love beef tenderloin.
Johnny: No, I'm just exploring, you know, other options.
David: Okay. Well, might I suggest you explore the duck confit?
Johnny: Why not, it's not like we're paying for the samples. [nervous chuckle] We're not paying for the samples, are we?
Penelope: No.
Johnny: Oh. Okay. Then do you wanna put a bit more tenderloin on there, please?

Tippy Bernstein: Oh, honey, it's been far too long, but I come bearing gifts. And the first one's standing right over there.
Moira: Clifton!
Clifton Sparks: Muffy! Looking luscious as always.
Moira: Oh, had I known you were both coming, I'd have dressed for the occasion. You're looking fresh and dewy.
Clifton Sparks: Gave up the drink. Strictly a wine and scotch man now.

Tippy Bernstein: Speaking of... the press can't get enough of you, Moira. That "Crow" picture. I mean, who'd have thought?
Moira: Oh. Thank you! And what did you think, Clifton?
Clifton Sparks: I can't wait for the screener.