David: Um, what are you what are you doing here?
Jake: I just popped in to say hello.
Stevie: Yeah, he came to say hi to me.
David: Oh, yeah. Um, and- And what and um how long have you been here for?
Stevie: Why, are you writing a true crime novel?

Alexis: Um, okay, so I downloaded this app, basically so clients can schedule their appointments online. It just saves me answering the phone.
Ted: Right, so then what will you do?
Alexis: Thank you for asking, Ted. And here is my answer. Um, my answer starts by me saying...

Mutt: So, you two call each other?
Alexis: Hey! Um, about what?
Mutt: You're dressed the same.
Ted: Ah, never heard that one before.

Alexis: How are you?
Mutt: I'm good, good. Tennessee and I are actually goin' on a trip for a while, so...
Alexis: Wow, like, Tulum? Or...
Mutt: Uh, just gonna get in our car, and drive up the coast, let the road take us where it wants. No plans, no phones, no schedules.
Ted: Basically my worst nightmare.

Mutt: So uh, what's new with you guys?
Ted: Well, Alexis came home to a naked man in her bathroom.
Mutt: Cool.
Alexis: Um, no, it wasn't cool, because he wasn't actually there for me, which made everything very awkward, and uncomfortable for everyone.

Bob: I hate to jump in here, but you told me I should use the bathroom during the break, and uh, the line's getting really long!
Ronnie: Go for it, Bob.
Bob: Ohhh!

Johnny: You know, I-I'm very interested in your business, Amy... Grace.
Amy Grace: It's been very fulfilling.
Johnny: Yeah. "Screamnastics." "Screamnastics," I read that's a combination of gymnastics and, um, screaming?
Amy Grace: Scream therapy, yes. And extreme juicing.
Johnny: Ah well, I'm a big juice fan myself. [drinks juice]
Amy Grace: Just so you know, Mr. Rose, most orange juices have frighteningly high sugar levels.
Johnny: Okay.

Johnny: So, here's the important thing. I believe this town could be the perfect spot for your next franchise.
Amy Grace: Here's the issue, Mr. Rose, I've been touring small towns, in an extensive market research trip. And unfortunately, what we're discovering is that most "rural" communities just don't have the same interest in health. Or wellness. Or what we like to call, "Screamnastic inner/outer beauty connectivity."
Johnny: Well, I know a lot of people here who are very connected to their inner and outer beauty. And even more who could use some of that "Screamnastic" connect... tivity.
Amy Grace: I love your enthusiasm, Mr. Rose. It's very "Screamnastic."
Johnny: Well, this town is very "Screamnastic," Amy Grace.
Amy Grace: Why don't we circle back in I don't know, six months, and see how things are going then?
Johnny: Yes, sure, sure, sure. We can do that. Tell you what, why not make it three months? Let's circle back in three months, and that way we might be able to open a "Screamnasium" by Christmas.
Amy Grace: Oh, we don't call them that.

David: Uh, we know that you're seeing both of us. So...
Jake: Okay. Wait, did you not know that?
Stevie: Uh, no, we did not.
David: I mean, when you kissed us both on the mouth we sort of pieced it together.

Jake: I just uh I assumed you guys were cool with it.
David: Yeah, I don't think it's a matter of not being cool with it, I don't think that's that's not what this is, it's um, what this is, is a clarity thing.
Jake: Yeah. So you are cool with it?
Stevie: Yeah, I'm cool with it now.
David: I'm not not cool with it. I don't think that was ever the thing, so...
Stevie: I don't think anybody's not cool here.
Jake: Okay, cool.