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Opening Night

‘Opening Night’

Season 3, Episode 1 -  Aired January 10, 2017

Moira prepares for "opening night" on the town council. Meanwhile, Johnny tries to get back into business, and David and Stevie realize they're both seeing Jake.

Quote from Mutt

Ted: Uh, so Tennessee, Mutt tells us that you guys are heading up the coast? - Yes! - Yeah, we're meeting some friends.
Tennessee: We're going on a pinecone harvest.
Ted: Pinecone harvest?
Tennessee: We're picking pinecones. I got this old compass at a flea market; we're just gonna drive until we see the pine trees.
Alexis: Hmm, that sounds like it is gonna be super fun and intense. Mutt, you didn't tell me about...
Mutt: Yeah, the pinecones. So, we know roughly where we're going. I'm pretty sure the compass is broken, though.
Tennessee: Well, I think that it's better to just freefall into it.
Mutt: Yeah, but like I said, it wouldn't hurt to bring a map.

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Quote from Alexis

Alexis: Yeah, that was weird. I will not be watering those plants.

Quote from Moira

Johnny: [slurring] Hey, Moira. Stay away from the Cafe, the olives are bad.
Jocelyn: I found Johnny at the Cafe, he'd had a lot of olives, so I thought I would take him home before he had any more "olives."
Johnny: Hello, dear.
Moira: John, what have you- Oh, John, you smell like my mother!

Quote from Johnny

David: [o.s.] Has he thrown up yet?
Moira: Oh, go to bed!
Alexis: [o.s] It's six o'clock!
Johnny: Goodnight!

Quote from Johnny

Alexis: So, on a scale of one to a Sao Paolo hangover, how are we feeling right now?
David: I wouldn't have gotten out of bed this morning.
Moira: Children, have some respect for your father's condition.
Johnny: I'm feeling fine, Moira.
David: You don't look fine.
Johnny: I'm fine!

Quote from Alexis

Moira: Just a fruit cup for me, please.
Twyla: Anything else?
David: Um, yeah, I would love to order something else, but I'm just having trouble seeing the menu.
Alexis: Yeah, so, um, if we could somehow make it brighter in here?
Johnny: Okay, you know what, kids? Stop it.

Quote from Johnny

Moira: Have you no empathy?! Stop persecuting your father, we all know he's in a bad way.
Johnny: No bad way, Moira, I'm actually feeling pretty good.
David: Well I, for one think we should celebrate your resilience! A toast!
Alexis: [louder] A toast! [loud clink]
Johnny: All right, you know what, I'm sitting at another table.

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