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Milk Money

‘Milk Money’

Season 2, Episode 8 -  Aired February 23, 2016

Johnny spots an opportunity to make money in raw milk. Meanwhile, David is caught in the middle of Moira and Jocelyn's election fight.

Quote from Johnny

Johnny: Well, I just think it can be profitable, if I can find a way to capitalize on it.
Alexis: Um... Oh, I just saw Ted. Ted knows a lot of farmers, so maybe he can point you in the right direction.
Johnny: Oh okay, good, good. Good, maybe you can uh, give him a call?
Alexis: Mm, I just feel like that'd be kind of awkward right now.
Johnny: You know, your trail of discarded boyfriends, Alexis, is making it very difficult to get anything done in this world.

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Quote from Alexis

Johnny: Alexis, what am I gonna do with $400.00 worth of raw milk?!
Alexis: Sell it!
Johnny: To whom?!
Alexis: To your customers!
Johnny: I don't have any customers!
Alexis: Well then, why would you order so much milk?
Johnny: I didn't! You did!
Alexis: Okay, why are you yelling at me?
Johnny: Why am I yelling?!
Alexis: Ugh! I try and do something nice for somebody, you think I would at least deserve a "thank you!"
Johnny: Oh well, thank you, Alexis, thank you for ordering an insane amount of milk that I will never be able to sell!
Alexis: You're welcome!

Quote from Johnny

Roland: This is a lot of raw milk, Johnny.
Johnny: Oh, believe me, I know.
Alexis: How many times do you want me to apologize?!
Johnny: Well, try one, and let's see what happens.
Alexis: Okay, I'm sorry you weren't more clear about ordering milk!
Johnny: Mm, not a proper apology.

Quote from Roland

Johnny: Roland. How are 'ya?
Roland: And Elvis! I'm so glad you could make it. [snickers]
Moira: Excuse me?!
Roland: Well, because you look like Elvis in that outfit there, you know. And but the early Elvis, not the... [grunts, holds arms in front of stomach]
Jocelyn: Okay Roland, stop it.

Quote from Jocelyn

Jocelyn: Moira, all anyone can talk about is that outfit. Hah! You are a hit!
Moira: Huh, well no one has said as such to me.
Jocelyn: It's just that, you know, what you're wearing is something that people around here aren't really used to, or comfortable with. But that's what makes it great.
Moira: Oh, this is going to be a fun campaign.
Johnny: Yeah, I think it already is.

Quote from David

Stevie: You know, if you expect me to drive you to work, it would be nice if you were ready on time.
David: I am ready! I just have to get my jacket, change out of these shoes, and grab my bag.

Quote from Alexis

Alexis: Nice bike! Oh, my go- Oh, my god! Ted?
Ted: Alexis!
Alexis: [gasps] You look good. Like, really good, like, super sun kissed, and muscle-y.
Ted: Thank you, I've been working out a bit. And travelling, hit the beach pretty hard for a few weeks. And boy, did it hit me back.

Quote from Jocelyn

Jocelyn: I usually just come here when I need to kind of freshen up my wardrobe.
David: I see, well, enjoy.
Jocelyn: Just looking for a few things for the campaign. A couple of pieces that might catch the eye.
David: Got it.
Jocelyn: I've got quite the stiff competition with your mother.
David: Mmm-hmm.
Jocelyn: Of course I wouldn't want to create a conflict of interest for you.
David: Got it. Well, I have brought in some pretty decent pieces to the store, you're just gonna have to search pretty hard for them, so...

Quote from David

Jocelyn: Does this print come in a different colour?
David: Uh, theoretically. Yeah, um, is it- You're look- You want to have- You want that in another colour?
Jocelyn: Maybe? Unless you think that there's another top that might be better.
David: Well, I mean, there are other tops in the store.
Jocelyn: Uh huh, okay well, maybe you could, without being specific, point me in the general direction of something that might be more suitable?
David: Hmm. Well, it's not really up to me. Um, and I am supporting my mother in this campaign.
Jocelyn: Oh yeah, yeah.
David: But if I were you, um, I might look for a a blouse maybe in in this general area. [separates items out on the rack] Uh, maybe a-a skirt, and a jacket. Maybe on this rack here. But again, it's all- It's all you. So...
Jocelyn: Okay! Thank you, David.
David: For what? I didn't do anything.

Quote from Moira

Moira: Good afternoon, Jazzagals. I have a great warm-up exercise I'd like to share with you.
Twyla: Oh! Okay, I think we're just waiting for Jocelyn.
Moira: Again? I don't know how anyone can one manage a town when they can't even manage their own time.

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