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Life Is A Cabaret

‘Life Is A Cabaret’

Season 5, Episode 14 -  Aired April 9, 2019

David tries to avoid upstaging the opening night of Cabaret with news of his engagement to Patrick.

Quote from Moira

Moira: Have fun, my darling. Have fun. You've gestated long enough beneath my wing. Now it's time to fly!

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Quote from David

David: Oh my gosh, is this what marriage is?
Patrick: Nope, this is just left over from the picnic yesterday, and I didn't wanna waste it so.
David: Hmm, you could've lied.

Quote from Patrick

Patrick: I am gonna start the day. Big show tonight.
David: Good luck, honey!
Patrick: It's "break a leg".

Quote from Alexis

Johnny: Oh, just checking in on my little girl, and see how she's feeling about everything.
Alexis: Okay, she'd be feeling a lot better if you weren't checking in every five minutes.
Johnny: Anyway, I just stopped by to, uh, give you this.
Alexis: Thank you. That's very sweet.
Johnny: Well, you don't have to open it now. No need to open it now, you can open it later. Even though the intention was to maybe open it before the show.
Alexis: Okay, fine, I will open it now. But ever since I told you I was leaving, you've been giving me little things that just make me feel bad about it.
Johnny: Oh, that's not true, honey. That's- That not true at all.
Alexis: Like this.
Johnny: Well, that's a little something you can use backstage tonight, or maybe put it on your bedside table when you're away.
Alexis: You expect me to bring this with me?! This frame is like, ten pounds!

Quote from Moira

Moira: Alexis, when do you and Theodore depart for your equatorial adventure?
Alexis: Ted leaves tonight. I leave in a week.
Moira: Well, that seems like poor planning. Why aren't you flying with him tonight?
Alexis: Because I'm in the show.
Moira: Well, Of course you are!

Quote from Alexis

Alexis: When is this supposed to happen?
Moira: Last I heard, the fall.
Alexis: I will be in the Galapagos.
Moira: Well, again, poor planning.
Alexis: Well, you just told me right now!

Quote from Alexis

Johnny: Oh, this sounds like an opportunity, Alexis. I mean, are you sure being away this long is such a good idea?
Alexis: Yes! I'm going to support my boyfriend, and hopefully, eat, pray, love, a bit for myself.

Quote from David

Stevie: What's going on?
David: Nothing.
Stevie: You're only this happy when you have gossip, or there's something in the news about Oprah.
David: There's something in the news about Oprah. She got new espadrilles.

Quote from Stevie

David: Well, you are the only person I've told, so if we could just keep this between us until after the show, that would be great.
Stevie: Got it. Congratulations, David.
David: Thank you.

Quote from Roland

David: What is going on in here?
Roland: Stevie's gone missing, and I don't wanna be an optimist here, but it's not looking good.

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