Alexis Quote #385
Quote from Alexis in Life Is A Cabaret
Johnny: Oh, just checking in on my little girl, and see how she's feeling about everything.
Alexis: Okay, she'd be feeling a lot better if you weren't checking in every five minutes.
Johnny: Anyway, I just stopped by to, uh, give you this.
Alexis: Thank you. That's very sweet.
Johnny: Well, you don't have to open it now. No need to open it now, you can open it later. Even though the intention was to maybe open it before the show.
Alexis: Okay, fine, I will open it now. But ever since I told you I was leaving, you've been giving me little things that just make me feel bad about it.
Johnny: Oh, that's not true, honey. That's- That not true at all.
Alexis: Like this.
Johnny: Well, that's a little something you can use backstage tonight, or maybe put it on your bedside table when you're away.
Alexis: You expect me to bring this with me?! This frame is like, ten pounds!
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Quote from Roland
Roland: [on the phone] Yeah, uh, dark hair. Answers to the name "Stevie". Um, kind of looks like a vampire. A little skittish when approached. Um, you know, I don't want to tell you how to do your job, but if you have a taser, you may want to use it.
Quote from David
Patrick: Hey, have you given any more thought to, uh, when you wanna start telling people? I'm kinda scared to do it today, I don't think your mom would want anything upstaging opening night of the show.
David: Yeah, and I think we need that added hiccup, so...
Patrick: So, tomorrow then?
David: Yeah. I mean, I haven't really given it that much thought.
Patrick: Yeah.
David: So one other option. What if, after the show tonight, we corralled a few people back to the motel? You know, we talk about the show for five to ten minutes, then maybe dim the lights, pop some bubbly, put some music on. I could stand up and give a speech. I'd look to you, you don't need to give a speech, but at this point I think Alexis will be getting misty, which will send sort of this intoxicating ripple effect through the room. Most people will be sobbing. And I'll be holding back tears, but the fact that I'm holding them back, I think, will make it all the more powerful. And you can be topping up drinks.
Patrick: Great to know you've barely given this any thought.
Quote from Moira
Moira: You wear her well.
Stevie: Sorry?
Moira: Magdalena. The only other time I've leased one of my girls is the Halloween when David was desperate to be Alanis Morissette.