Jocelyn: Well, it is tonight, so I suppose you better, uh, get to work!
David: Tonight?
Jocelyn: Yes.
David: Okay, will the store be promoted, at least, at this event?
Jocelyn: Absolutely!
David: And what is the venue?
Jocelyn: My house!
David: And are we married to that venue?
Jocelyn: Yes!
David: Okay.
Jocelyn: Thank you, David. [exits]
David: What just happened?

Alexis: Oh my god, what are you doing here?
Klair: Okay, so me, Albany, Jitney, and Candy, we just needed to get away from the city for a bit, and so Vice put out this guide to the most random cities in North America, and we were like, lets him 'em.
Alexis: Oh, my God, that sounds so random.

Twyla: Can I get you something?
Klair: Stop. Oh my god, I'm obsessed with your look. You look just like a small-town waitress! Beep!
Twyla: Thanks.
Klair: Actually you know what [clears throat] I would love like a hot water, but if you could just let it sit so it cools, I just need to know that it was once hot. Sorry, I'm the worst. [Twyla chuckles] Thank you.

Twyla: Okay, here is your not-so-hot water.
Klair: Sweetie, no, I didn't order that.

Moira: Well, it's good of you to come with me, John.
Johnny: Well, not a problem, Sweetheart. Stevie was thrilled to be left looking after the motel with Roland.
Moira: Of course your accompanying me today would have nothing to do with any concerns you may have, about me being left alone in a room teeming with eligible bachelors?
Johnny: I have no concerns about you, Moira, you can handle yourself. But if you ever unleash your feminine wiles on those bachelors, they wouldn't know what hit them.

Moira: Oh dear. Oh! Bit of a misunderstanding, here. We're-we're looking to observe your event, for research.
Ricki: Well, we could peek in on the experience like group voyeurs, but it would be much more educational for both of you if you would let me immerse you in it.
Moira: And what would this immersion process entail?
Ricki: Today's activity is called "A Lock and Key". Our ladies get the keys. Our men get the locks. And then we spend an hour mingling, trying to find that perfect fit.
Johnny: Well, lucky for us, this lock has already found its key.

Moira: John? Could be fun. And I know who I'll be leaving with.
Johnny: All right, let's give it a try!
Ricki: Wonderful. I just have to ask, before the event, will you grant me access to your most intimate selves?
Johnny: No. But we'll play the game.

Johnny: Now, ask me when the last time the motel sold out, before I showed up? Never! Zero! Didn't happen.
Charlene: Must take a special touch.
Johnny: Well, call it what you will, Charlene.
Charlene: Maybe I'll spend the night sometime. At the motel, I mean. [laughs]
Johnny: Very good, Charlene. Very good.

Patrick: Hey, Jocelyn, why don't you, why don't you get ready, get changed, and we'll take good care of the place.
Jocelyn: I am ready.
Patrick: And you look great, so, do you wanna have a seat? Relax?

Jocelyn: Was this a mistake?
Patrick: Oh, probably, but you know, we're here now, you know.
Jocelyn: Yup.
David: [holding the baby pinata] Where do I put this fucking thing?