Johnny Quote #190
Quote from Johnny in Baby Sprinkle
Moira: Oh dear. Oh! Bit of a misunderstanding, here. We're-we're looking to observe your event, for research.
Ricki: Well, we could peek in on the experience like group voyeurs, but it would be much more educational for both of you if you would let me immerse you in it.
Moira: And what would this immersion process entail?
Ricki: Today's activity is called "A Lock and Key". Our ladies get the keys. Our men get the locks. And then we spend an hour mingling, trying to find that perfect fit.
Johnny: Well, lucky for us, this lock has already found its key.
Schitt's Creek Quotes
‘Baby Sprinkle’ Quotes
Quote from David
David: Okay, now this game is called sleepy mommy. Jocelyn's sitting on the couch, she's our sleepy mommy. Now mommy's had a very hard day with baby, and needs a bit of a break. And that's where we come in. We're each gonna take turns popping pills into mommy's mouth. Now unfortunately, these are breath mints, we couldn't afford actual benzo's, but the person that does get the most tranqs into mommy's mouth, will walk away with whatever's left of the soft cheese station.
Quote from Moira
Ricki: Often times in these situations, I ask a participant to go within, and to reflect why she might be having trouble connecting.
Moira: Connecting is my livelihood. No, it's these discount locks. I've tried every other one. [The single man from earlier waves to Moira] Ooh! You know what, John? You're right, we should go. Jocelyn has that bébé thing. Rene, pleasure as always.
Quote from David
Patrick: What's goin' on?
David: Well, um, Jocelyn came in here this morning looking like Adam Sandler on a red carpet. Poor thing is planning her own baby shower, so I volunteered to help.