April Quote #222
Quote from April in Ann's Decision
Peter: Yeah, so how much money is this whole Pawnee Commons project gonna cost me?
April: Uh, good question. 40% will be coming from our corporate partners, and another 30%--
Peter: Excuse me, ma'am. I didn't ask for a math lesson. So why don't you just tell me how much it's gonna cost me? And don't use numbers.
April: Look, you won't have to pay any extra money, okay? And don't ever call me "ma'am" again. Thanks. Next question.
Harris: Yeah, I wanted to talk more about that topless park idea that a local hero brought up yesterday.
April: Yeah, there's not gonna be a topless park, Harris. Nobody wants your creepy stoner eyes staring at them while they're enjoying a park, okay? Stop being gross. [applause] Yeah. Shut me down! You scare me, and I gotta say, I kinda dig that. What's your deal?
Andy: She's married to me.
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Ann's Decision’ Quotes
Quote from Ben
Ben: You know what? I'm gonna go with the first place. I really loved that appetizer.
Chris: Oh, the mini-calzone?
Ben: I wouldn't call it that. It was more like a savory pastry. Delicate little dough pocket filled with tomato sauce, cheese, and seasoned meat. Just a stunning culinary innovation.
[aside to camera:]
Ron Swanson: It was a calzone.
Chris: It was literally just a small calzone.
Quote from Tom
Ben: Okay, so I liked number one, Chris liked number two, and Ron liked number three. Tom, what about you?
Tom: Caterer number one's presentation was simple, mm, yet exhausting. Number two's was subtle and provocative, like a coy Dutch woman guarding a dark secret.
Ben: Nothing you're saying is helpful.
Tom: But number three's told a story. A story from a book I wouldn't read but I would watch the movie of.
Ben: [sighs] That's nonsense.
Quote from April
April: Hello, everyone. I'm April Ludgate from the Parks Department. And welcome to a public forum about the Pawnee Commons. As Eleanor Roosevelt once said to Betty Ford... "Hillary Clinton is great." Now, if you all would kindly look under your chairs, you will find a special surprise, a flyer with details about the project, and friendship bands that I've made for each and every one of you. So now, I guess we're Park Pals.