Peter: Yeah, so how much money is this whole Pawnee Commons project gonna cost me?
April: Uh, good question. 40% will be coming from our corporate partners, and another 30%--
Peter: Excuse me, ma'am. I didn't ask for a math lesson. So why don't you just tell me how much it's gonna cost me? And don't use numbers.
April: Look, you won't have to pay any extra money, okay? And don't ever call me "ma'am" again. Thanks. Next question.
Harris: Yeah, I wanted to talk more about that topless park idea that a local hero brought up yesterday.
April: Yeah, there's not gonna be a topless park, Harris. Nobody wants your creepy stoner eyes staring at them while they're enjoying a park, okay? Stop being gross. [applause] Yeah. Shut me down! You scare me, and I gotta say, I kinda dig that. What's your deal?
Andy: She's married to me.