Andy Quote #371
Quote from Andy in Ann's Decision
Donna: Hey, how was the forum?
April: Um, crappy. We only got four signatures. Two of them were me and Andy, and one of them said "Farts McCool." I just don't know how Leslie can be Leslie all the time. I was her for two hours and I want to die.
Andy: Well, you know what? We've got another forum today. Let's just hop back in that saddle.
April: What should I do? Should I wear a blonde wig?
Andy: Oh, my God, yes. That would be so hot.
April: Andy.
Andy: If you think... If you... Do you think it would help? I mean, if you think it'd help you.
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Ann's Decision’ Quotes
Quote from Ben
Ben: You know what? I'm gonna go with the first place. I really loved that appetizer.
Chris: Oh, the mini-calzone?
Ben: I wouldn't call it that. It was more like a savory pastry. Delicate little dough pocket filled with tomato sauce, cheese, and seasoned meat. Just a stunning culinary innovation.
[aside to camera:]
Ron Swanson: It was a calzone.
Chris: It was literally just a small calzone.
Quote from Tom
Ben: Okay, so I liked number one, Chris liked number two, and Ron liked number three. Tom, what about you?
Tom: Caterer number one's presentation was simple, mm, yet exhausting. Number two's was subtle and provocative, like a coy Dutch woman guarding a dark secret.
Ben: Nothing you're saying is helpful.
Tom: But number three's told a story. A story from a book I wouldn't read but I would watch the movie of.
Ben: [sighs] That's nonsense.
Quote from April
April: Hello, everyone. I'm April Ludgate from the Parks Department. And welcome to a public forum about the Pawnee Commons. As Eleanor Roosevelt once said to Betty Ford... "Hillary Clinton is great." Now, if you all would kindly look under your chairs, you will find a special surprise, a flyer with details about the project, and friendship bands that I've made for each and every one of you. So now, I guess we're Park Pals.