Winston: Okay, do me. It's my turn. Come on, come on, come on, come on, I need this.
Aly: Fine. I will tell you, but then we drop it immediately and forever.
Winston: Drop.
Aly: You have kind eyes.
Winston: Really?
Aly: Mm-hmm.
Winston: I have kind eyes. I'll take that. You know, I always thought I had snail eyes.
Aly: "Immediately and forever," remember?
Winston: I'll turn around. Turn around. I-I'll save my kind eyes for later.

Winston: [answers phone] Hello?
Nick: I'm reopening the Reagan decision.
Winston: Wait, what? [quietly] I already took my supplements.
Nick: I know. I'm sorry. I'm telling her we've decided, and it was me.
Winston: Oh, no, you are not! I hear shaving. Are you shaving?
Nick: No!
Winston: I know what that means. [phone beeps] Hello? Hello, Nick? [whispers] Damn.
Aly: Just go.
Winston: You mean it? Thank you very much, Aly. I am going to win this sex bet!

Benjamin: We'll up your fee by $10,000.
Cece: Ten thousand and one dollar!
Schmidt: Uh, Cece, we don't have $10,000. We barely have the one.
Cece: Ten thousand and two dollars!
Schmidt: It's not your turn to bid.

Nick: Well, I guess that leaves just old Nick Miller.
Reagan: Mm. Your room or my room?
Nick: Hmm? Well, both rooms have a lot of interesting possibilities.
Reagan: Mm-hmm.
Nick: That's a heck of a question. Your, um... Give me 15 minutes, and I'm gonna come back and tell you which room and why from my opinion, and then, you can give me yours, and we can discuss. Just give me one second, and, uh, I'll be good to go. I just need... two minutes tops. You stay there.

Aly: Well, you're back, and you have an insane look in your eyes, so... congratulations?
Winston: No, I didn't do it. I was, uh... You know, I thought about it.
Aly: Oh, I don't need to know.
Winston: Uh, yeah. Yeah... Would you like to go out after work, grab a drink with me?
Aly: Sure.
Winston: Sure. [laughs] All right then. [laughs]
Aly: Oh. Uh, can my boyfriend come?
Winston: Your boyfriend? Yeah. Yeah, sure! [clears throat] How long have you guys been...?
Aly: Yeah, it's new. It's new. It's new. It's... He's an agent, actually, for... animal actors?
Winston: What am I gonna say? No. He should just stay at home and not exist, please. [laughs] No, I won't say that. Officer down... to meet your boyfriend. I realize those were a poor choice of words for a station.

Reagan: Nick! It's almost 9:00. Are we doing this or what? What is that? You look like you're in a Boca Raton street gang.
Nick: I didn't think you were actually gonna go through with it, and even if you were... I made a decision. I wouldn't want it like this. So I decided to put on my I'm-not-having-sex tonight outfit, 'cause no one's gonna have sex with me in this outfit. And now I'm gonna go out and have a drink. Would you like to come?
Reagan: Wow. Deciding Nick. Let me change.