‘The Cubicle’
Season 6, Episode 12 - Aired January 10, 2017
Jess offers to pay Robby's medical bills. Nick is nervous after Reagan is talked into reading his book. Meanwhile, Cece starts work on her modeling agency.
Quote from Schmidt
Cece: [on the phone] No, I don't want to buy your weed. Yes, I understand how primo it is. [hangs up] Well, Donovan's mom is a dead end.
Schmidt: Ooh, hey, Kim. Look, it's Donovan.
Winston: Hey.
Kim: That's Winston. I know these people, Schmidt. I've met them, and their pictures are everywhere.
Quote from Robby
Jess: Look, I'm really sorry about today. I shouldn't be looking for things to go wrong. It's just... a thing that I do.
Robby: I'm sorry, too. I mean, sometimes I act more like a... superfan than a boyfriend. And I don't want to do that with you.
Jess: I don't want to do my thing, either. It's going really well.
Robby: Especially considering it started with you dropping 175 pounds of iron on my face.
Jess: So you admit it's my fault!
Robby: Okay, I'll admit that... it's half your fault. I mean, look, I could have yelled out and said "stop" or something, but... I wanted you to kiss me. And hey, I'm paying that medical bill, okay? Because... I'm rich.
Jess: Okay, fine. But I am knitting you $200,000 worth of scarves. Final offer.
Robby: Deal. [they shake hands]
Quote from Schmidt
Cece: It's so amazing.
Schmidt: Look at that. EstroFuel.
Cece: And a... framed, shirtless picture of you.
Schmidt: Well... I'm the original Cece's boy. OGCB fo' life.
Quote from Schmidt
Schmidt: Abort. Abort. Abort.
Jess: But Robby wrote a Cece's Boys theme song for the band.
Cece: [o.s.] Schmidt?
Schmidt: Scatter! Scatter! Go, go!