Winston: Oh, my goodness.
Cece: Mm.
Schmidt: Boo-yah.
Winston: It sucks to be so... damn right. Boo-yah!
Cece: Yeah!
Winston: Oh, oh, oh!
Cece: Those ears heard a Bishop/Parikh original track.
Schmidt: This must be a shenanigan.
Winston: No. EDM is a shenanigan.
Cece: Correct.
Schmidt: [on track] My-my-my Haberman.

Winston: So now, it's gonna be all Enya...
Cece: All Enya.
Winston: ...all the time.
Cece: All the damn time, all day.
Winston: Mm!
Cece: Amenya!
Winston: Enya.

Schmidt: How could I have been so wrong? Have I... always had bad taste?
Winston: Just like I said.
Cece: Yeah, I said it, too.
Winston: Ha. Okay, whatever.
Cece: I did!
Winston: Yeah, sure. Nobody heard ya.

Reagan: Don't act like you didn't lie.
Nick: Your lie was bigger. My lie didn't require a credit check. Congratulations, Reagan. You have more apartments than I have jeans.
Reagan: So thank God I have that apartment. 'Cause guess where I'm sleeping tonight.
Nick: Where?
Reagan: In...
Nick: Well, I'll be in the honest apartment!
Jess: You said that a full two seconds after the door shut.
Nick: All right, but I still said it.

Nick: I got to say, a lot of international people living here, it's... there's good and bad in that, huh?

Cece: Yeah, and you like EDM. You know what else you like?
Jess: [door opens] A brand-new... fancy chair! [laughter]
Nick: Chair? I thought this was the base of a fish tank. [laughs] Here you go, man.
Reagan: Happy birthday, Schmidt.
Jess: It's not his birthday.
Reagan: Then why are we doing this?
Cece: Schmidt, you love this chair, right?
Winston: Told you to sit on it, Potsie!
Reagan: The store had free delivery. I don't understand what's going on.
Nick: I know. We just do things sometimes. I never understood it either.

Jess: Is it... comfortable?
Schmidt: Absolutely not. It's a Haberman.
Winston: Play some music from my mobile device, that we created, you and me.
Cece: Come on. You know you love it. Let us see it in your feet. Dance!