Reagan: Don't act like you didn't lie.
Nick: Your lie was bigger. My lie didn't require a credit check. Congratulations, Reagan. You have more apartments than I have jeans.
Reagan: So thank God I have that apartment. 'Cause guess where I'm sleeping tonight.
Nick: Where?
Reagan: In...
Nick: Well, I'll be in the honest apartment!
Jess: You said that a full two seconds after the door shut.
Nick: All right, but I still said it.