Jess Quote #381
Jess: Hey, guys. Guess what? Sam has the late shift and Cece's on a date with some Indian guy, so world's best wing-woman reporting for duty.
Nick: Jess, you can't come.
Jess: What?
Nick: Look, I actually want to get girls tonight. You're my cooler.
Jess: What? All I do is help you get laid, Nick.
[flashback:]
Jess: Maureen, did you have one very special long-time love?
Maureen: Yes.
Jess: You should be with him. [Maureen gets up and leaves]
[present:]
Jess: I'm not your cooler.
Nick: It's not you. It's the way that you behave. And the things that you say. And the look on your face. And... It is you. You're the cooler.
New Girl Quotes
‘Cooler’ Quotes
Quote from Schmidt
Schmidt: Nothing? I mean, nothing? Damn it! I've been trying to get something going with myself for a full hour. It's like a taffy pull on a hot summer's day.
Jess: Eww! You have the door open, Schmidt.
Schmidt: I'm over myself ... I just don't do it for me anymore. I even bought myself a sexy pair of underpants to spice things up ... didn't happen. I just laid there. You know what? That's it. Tonight, I start having sex again. Now, are you two gonna join me?
Quote from Cece
Cece: Oh, my best friend has texted me, like, 12 times.
Shivrang: I get it ... you're just trying to get out of the date.
Cece: No, no, no ... no, this is real.
Shivrang: It's the kids thing. I knew it.
Cece: Some psycho keeps scratching at her door and then running away. She's pretty sure it's the Calabasas Scratcher. I mean, is that a thing?
Shivrang: What?
Cece: I don't keep up with local news.
Quote from Nick
Nick: Look how handsome I look.
Jess: That is a woman's coat.
Nick: This coat has clean lines... and pockets that don't quit.
Jess: And it has room for your hips.
Nick: And when I wear it, I feel hot to trot.
Jess: You're wearing a dress.
Winston: Yeah, don't say "hot to trot."
Nick: My coat makes me say things like that.