Quote from Jess in Cooler
Jess: Hey, guys. Guess what? Sam has the late shift and Cece's on a date with some Indian guy, so world's best wing-woman reporting for duty. Nick: Jess, you can't come. Jess: What? Nick: Look, I actually want to get girls tonight. You're my cooler. Jess: What? All I do is help you get laid, Nick. [flashback:] Jess: Maureen, did you have one very special long-time love? Maureen: Yes. Jess: You should be with him. [Maureen gets up and leaves] [present:] Jess: I'm not your cooler. Nick: It's not you. It's the way that you behave. And the things that you say. And the look on your face. And... It is you. You're the cooler.