Adrian Monk Quote #93
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Goes to the Asylum
Adrian Monk: [to himself] Don't look down. Don't look down. [to Dr. Lancaster] How's the fishing, Doctor?
Dr. Lancaster: Monk. How did you get up here?
Manny: Santa Claus!
Adrian Monk: This is why you put Manny in that room, 'cause you knew you could spend all night up here and nobody would ever believe he really did see Santa Claus.
Dr. Lancaster: Nobody but you, Monk, and who's gonna believe you? You're clinically insane, remember?
Adrian Monk: We'll find the gun, Doctor, right where you dropped it. And that's all the proof I'll need. You couldn't stand it. The board of directors gave your job to Dr. Gould. You killed him. You stole some drugs to make it look like a patient did it. You needed a fall guy. LaFrankie fit the bill. You probably got LaFrankie all doped up, then lured him into the woods where the cops found him the next day. You only had one problem, the murder weapon. It was registered in your name. You had to get rid of the gun before the cops showed up. And you found the perfect place to hide it.
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Quote from Sharona
Oliver: My name is Oliver. I'm gonna take you to see Dr. Lancaster. He's anxious to meet you.
Sharona: Oliver, listen, there's some things you should know. I've been taking care of this man for four years. These are his moist towelettes for germs. He takes three showers every day with this star-shaped nozzle. This is the nozzle. And he needs a five-watt night-light for sleeping. Anything more, he won't sleep. And dark-colored pillowcases.
Adrian Monk: Sharona?
Sharona: Nothing light, okay?
Adrian Monk: Sharona?
Sharona: What?
Adrian Monk: You're scaring the man.
Sharona: No, I'm not.
Adrian Monk: Well, you're scaring me.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Adrian Monk: By the way, in case we don't get a chance to talk later, I just want you to know, except for the murders and your trying to kill me, you really were the best doctor I ever had. Hang on, Manny. They're coming to get you. And merry Christmas.
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Sharona: [answers phone] Hello?
Adrian Monk: Sharona. Don't laugh, okay? I just need to be sure.
Sharona: Is there a skinny oak tree by the window?
Adrian Monk: Yes.
Sharona: Is there an armoire by the closet?
Adrian Monk: Uh-uh.
Sharona: And is Trudy's picture on the nightstand?
Adrian Monk: Yep.
Sharona: Adrian. You're in your own house. Now go to sleep.
Adrian Monk: Thanks. Good news. I'm seriously considering you for Employee of the Month.
Sharona: Thanks, boss. I'll see you tomorrow.