Sharona Quote #35
Quote from Sharona in Mr. Monk Goes to the Asylum
Oliver: My name is Oliver. I'm gonna take you to see Dr. Lancaster. He's anxious to meet you.
Sharona: Oliver, listen, there's some things you should know. I've been taking care of this man for four years. These are his moist towelettes for germs. He takes three showers every day with this star-shaped nozzle. This is the nozzle. And he needs a five-watt night-light for sleeping. Anything more, he won't sleep. And dark-colored pillowcases.
Adrian Monk: Sharona?
Sharona: Nothing light, okay?
Adrian Monk: Sharona?
Sharona: What?
Adrian Monk: You're scaring the man.
Sharona: No, I'm not.
Adrian Monk: Well, you're scaring me.
‘Mr. Monk Goes to the Asylum’ Quotes
Quote from Adrian Monk
Sharona: [answers phone] Hello?
Adrian Monk: Sharona. Don't laugh, okay? I just need to be sure.
Sharona: Is there a skinny oak tree by the window?
Adrian Monk: Yes.
Sharona: Is there an armoire by the closet?
Adrian Monk: Uh-uh.
Sharona: And is Trudy's picture on the nightstand?
Adrian Monk: Yep.
Sharona: Adrian. You're in your own house. Now go to sleep.
Adrian Monk: Thanks. Good news. I'm seriously considering you for Employee of the Month.
Sharona: Thanks, boss. I'll see you tomorrow.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Adrian Monk: By the way, in case we don't get a chance to talk later, I just want you to know, except for the murders and your trying to kill me, you really were the best doctor I ever had. Hang on, Manny. They're coming to get you. And merry Christmas.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Adrian Monk: What about last week? Did you catch anything?
Dr. Lancaster: Pardon me?
Adrian Monk: You just got back from another fishing trip. You were in South America, unless I'm wrong, which, you know, I'm not.
Dr. Lancaster: I was in Argentina, but how did you know all that?
Adrian Monk: You have needle marks on your arm. It's obviously an inoculation. And your inbox is pretty full.
Dr. Lancaster: And South America?
Adrian Monk: The Customs seal on the cigar box. It's dated last week.
Dr. Lancaster: But how did you know it was specifically a fishing trip?
Adrian Monk: You have a blister on the index finger of your right hand just above the knuckle. On most fishing rods, the line chafes the index finger just above the knuckle.
Dr. Lancaster: Well, that's very impressive. We both have similar jobs. We both analyze clues and solve problems. Only you look outward, and I look inward. So, now it's my turn.