Quote from Sharona in Mr. Monk Goes to the Asylum
Oliver: My name is Oliver. I'm gonna take you to see Dr. Lancaster. He's anxious to meet you. Sharona: Oliver, listen, there's some things you should know. I've been taking care of this man for four years. These are his moist towelettes for germs. He takes three showers every day with this star-shaped nozzle. This is the nozzle. And he needs a five-watt night-light for sleeping. Anything more, he won't sleep. And dark-colored pillowcases. Adrian Monk: Sharona? Sharona: Nothing light, okay? Adrian Monk: Sharona? Sharona: What? Adrian Monk: You're scaring the man. Sharona: No, I'm not. Adrian Monk: Well, you're scaring me.