Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Goes to the Asylum
Sharona: [answers phone] Hello? Adrian Monk: Sharona. Don't laugh, okay? I just need to be sure. Sharona: Is there a skinny oak tree by the window? Adrian Monk: Yes. Sharona: Is there an armoire by the closet? Adrian Monk: Uh-uh. Sharona: And is Trudy's picture on the nightstand? Adrian Monk: Yep. Sharona: Adrian. You're in your own house. Now go to sleep. Adrian Monk: Thanks. Good news. I'm seriously considering you for Employee of the Month. Sharona: Thanks, boss. I'll see you tomorrow.