Natalie Quote #326
Quote from Natalie in Mr. Monk Is the Best Man
Natalie: OK, how about a drink?
T.K. Jensen: I'd love to, but I can't. When I look back on this 20 years from now, I wanna know that I was sober.
Stephanie Briggs: Okay, for what it's worth, I think that you made the right decision. Leland is a great guy, but you have got to start thinking about yourself. I mean, my God, you've been a wreck this week. And you could not live like this.
Natalie: Oh.
Stephanie Briggs: You don't agree?
Natalie: My husband, Mitch, was a navy pilot. He was shot down in 1998.
T.K. Jensen: Leland told me, I'm sorry.
Natalie: Yeah, I'm sorry too. I'm sorry all the time. But I'm not sorry I married him. And you know, I've thought about this a lot. Even if I knew then what I know now, I still would've made the same decision. We had eight years. But I would've married him for eight minutes. And there's risk in everything. That's what life is. It's all or nothing.
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Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Lieutenant Disher: So who's on your short list?
Captain Stottlemeyer: I've been at this all morning. Most of these guys are either in jail or dead.
Lieutenant Disher: Yeah, or both.
Captain Stottlemeyer: No. Nobody is both.
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Lieutenant Disher: [sings and plays guitar] Cupid was a gun for hire Took aim at Leland Stottlemeyer Who's love was wallowed in the mire We love you TK Stottlemeyer! Mr. And Mrs. Stottlemeyer.
Natalie: Sounds a little like Light My Fire.
Lieutenant Disher: What part?
Natalie: The words. And the music. Why don't you just play the wedding march?
Lieutenant Disher: Yeah, I am I am during the service. This is for after. This is for the reception. This is my gift. It's either that or a trash compactor.
Natalie: Can't go wrong with a trash compactor.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Adrian Monk: Okay, does everybody have pizza?
First cop: There's nothing on it.
Adrian Monk: I know! I ordered plain.
First cop: Not even cheese?
Adrian Monk: I ordered extra plain. No fuss, no muss. And use your coasters. All right, the large coasters go under the small coasters. And there's trash bags in the kitchen. Everybody gets one, I put your names at the top.
Mike: Monk, there's a bathroom in the bathroom.
Adrian Monk: Where do you want me to put it, Mike? In the kitchen?