Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Is the Best Man
Adrian Monk: Okay, does everybody have pizza? First cop: There's nothing on it. Adrian Monk: I know! I ordered plain. First cop: Not even cheese? Adrian Monk: I ordered extra plain. No fuss, no muss. And use your coasters. All right, the large coasters go under the small coasters. And there's trash bags in the kitchen. Everybody gets one, I put your names at the top. Mike: Monk, there's a bathroom in the bathroom. Adrian Monk: Where do you want me to put it, Mike? In the kitchen?