Quote from Lieutenant Disher in Mr. Monk Is the Best Man
Lieutenant Disher: [sings and plays guitar] Cupid was a gun for hire Took aim at Leland Stottlemeyer Who's love was wallowed in the mire We love you TK Stottlemeyer! Mr. And Mrs. Stottlemeyer. Natalie: Sounds a little like Light My Fire. Lieutenant Disher: What part? Natalie: The words. And the music. Why don't you just play the wedding march? Lieutenant Disher: Yeah, I am I am during the service. This is for after. This is for the reception. This is my gift. It's either that or a trash compactor. Natalie: Can't go wrong with a trash compactor.