Lieutenant Disher Quote #15
Quote from Lieutenant Disher in Mr. Monk and the Red-Headed Stranger
Lieutenant Disher: Sir, are you ready for this?
Captain Stottlemeyer: What is this, a game show? Can't you just walk in here and say what you have to say?
Lieutenant Disher: The droplets on Willie Nelson's jacket human blood from the victim.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Well, he said that he leaned over the body. Maybe he got the blood on him then.
Lieutenant Disher: The lab is 40% sure they're splatter marks from the actual shooting.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Forty percent?
Lieutenant Disher: What do you think?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Well, I think it's not exactly through the hoop, is it?
Lieutenant Disher: Okay, the blood is 40%. Videotape?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Forty eight percent.
Lieutenant Disher: Voice I.D.?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Fifteen percent.
Lieutenant Disher: Motive?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Twenty.
Lieutenant Disher: Well, that's like 123%. I mean, plus means and opportunity... [exits]
Captain Stottlemeyer: All right, bring him in. I have to be crazy. Be plumb out of my mind to arrest Willie Nelson.
‘Mr. Monk and the Red-Headed Stranger’ Quotes
Quote from Benjy Fleming
Benjy: Did you really meet a blind lady?
Sharona: Yeah.
Benjy: Does she have a dog?
Sharona: No, she had a cane.
Benjy: Hey, maybe I can interview her for that report I have to do on people with disabilities.
Sharona: Wait. I thought you were gonna write about...
Benjy: It only has to be two pages. Mr. Monk is a whole book.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Adrian Monk: So, I'm the killer. You're Sonny Cross. Okay, I'm hiding. There is so much garbage back here.
Sharona: Oh, please.
Adrian Monk: Okay, here I am. I'm hiding. You walk up the alley. I jump out. I step up to you and bang!
Sharona: Ow! Why am I always the victim?
Adrian Monk: Because the victim usually ends up on the ground in-in the dirt, and I'm... I'm me.
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Lieutenant Disher: [over radio] We're on foot, heading south towards Prospect.
Woman: Description?
Lieutenant Disher: He's wearing gray sneakers.
Woman: Is there anything else?
Lieutenant Disher: He's not Jewish!