Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the Red-Headed Stranger
Adrian Monk: So, I'm the killer. You're Sonny Cross. Okay, I'm hiding. There is so much garbage back here. Sharona: Oh, please. Adrian Monk: Okay, here I am. I'm hiding. You walk up the alley. I jump out. I step up to you and bang! Sharona: Ow! Why am I always the victim? Adrian Monk: Because the victim usually ends up on the ground in-in the dirt, and I'm... I'm me.