Quote from Lieutenant Disher in Mr. Monk and the Red-Headed Stranger
Lieutenant Disher: Sir, are you ready for this? Captain Stottlemeyer: What is this, a game show? Can't you just walk in here and say what you have to say? Lieutenant Disher: The droplets on Willie Nelson's jacket human blood from the victim. Captain Stottlemeyer: Well, he said that he leaned over the body. Maybe he got the blood on him then. Lieutenant Disher: The lab is 40% sure they're splatter marks from the actual shooting. Captain Stottlemeyer: Forty percent? Lieutenant Disher: What do you think? Captain Stottlemeyer: Well, I think it's not exactly through the hoop, is it? Lieutenant Disher: Okay, the blood is 40%. Videotape? Captain Stottlemeyer: Forty eight percent. Lieutenant Disher: Voice I.D.? Captain Stottlemeyer: Fifteen percent. Lieutenant Disher: Motive? Captain Stottlemeyer: Twenty. Lieutenant Disher: Well, that's like 123%. I mean, plus means and opportunity... [exits] Captain Stottlemeyer: All right, bring him in. I have to be crazy. Be plumb out of my mind to arrest Willie Nelson.