Quote from Benjy Fleming in Mr. Monk and the Red-Headed Stranger
Benjy: Did you really meet a blind lady? Sharona: Yeah. Benjy: Does she have a dog? Sharona: No, she had a cane. Benjy: Hey, maybe I can interview her for that report I have to do on people with disabilities. Sharona: Wait. I thought you were gonna write about... Benjy: It only has to be two pages. Mr. Monk is a whole book.