Sharona Quote #66
Quote from Sharona in Mr. Monk and the Red-Headed Stranger
Sharona: Honey, do your homework.
Benjy: I can't concentrate.
Sharona: I know, but he has to practice. He's gonna be on the radio with Willie Nelson.
Benjy: Who's Willie Nelson?
Sharona: He's a country singer.
Benjy: Has he ever been on MTV?
Sharona: No, but he's been on the news.
Benjy: What for?
Sharona: Well, according to the I.R.S., when he was a little boy, he didn't do his math homework.
‘Mr. Monk and the Red-Headed Stranger’ Quotes
Quote from Benjy Fleming
Benjy: Did you really meet a blind lady?
Sharona: Yeah.
Benjy: Does she have a dog?
Sharona: No, she had a cane.
Benjy: Hey, maybe I can interview her for that report I have to do on people with disabilities.
Sharona: Wait. I thought you were gonna write about...
Benjy: It only has to be two pages. Mr. Monk is a whole book.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Adrian Monk: So, I'm the killer. You're Sonny Cross. Okay, I'm hiding. There is so much garbage back here.
Sharona: Oh, please.
Adrian Monk: Okay, here I am. I'm hiding. You walk up the alley. I jump out. I step up to you and bang!
Sharona: Ow! Why am I always the victim?
Adrian Monk: Because the victim usually ends up on the ground in-in the dirt, and I'm... I'm me.
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Lieutenant Disher: [over radio] We're on foot, heading south towards Prospect.
Woman: Description?
Lieutenant Disher: He's wearing gray sneakers.
Woman: Is there anything else?
Lieutenant Disher: He's not Jewish!