Adrian Monk Quote #86
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Goes to the Asylum
Dr. Lancaster: What were you doing in Trudy's old house yesterday? Your late wife lived there for-
Adrian Monk: Yeah, l-I don't know why I go there.
Dr. Lancaster: Well, I'm gonna hazard a guess. I think you went there yesterday to cook Trudy dinner.
Adrian Monk: To cook Tr- Well, that's absurd.
Dr. Lancaster: Your file says that you're allergic to tomatoes. So the chicken cacciatore was for her, wasn't it? And I'll bet you it was her favorite meal.
Adrian Monk: That's right. That's right.
Dr. Lancaster: So So, um, what was so significant about yesterday?
Adrian Monk: No-Nothing.
Dr. Lancaster: August 12. Unless I'm wrong which, you know, I'm not... The date has some significance.
Adrian Monk: Our anniversary. Not our wedding anniversary. It was the day we met. It was the day we met.
Dr. Lancaster: You know, it's not unhealthy or wrong to observe an anniversary, but we're gonna find a way for you to do it privately. Would that be okay?
Adrian Monk: Yes, please.
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Oliver: My name is Oliver. I'm gonna take you to see Dr. Lancaster. He's anxious to meet you.
Sharona: Oliver, listen, there's some things you should know. I've been taking care of this man for four years. These are his moist towelettes for germs. He takes three showers every day with this star-shaped nozzle. This is the nozzle. And he needs a five-watt night-light for sleeping. Anything more, he won't sleep. And dark-colored pillowcases.
Adrian Monk: Sharona?
Sharona: Nothing light, okay?
Adrian Monk: Sharona?
Sharona: What?
Adrian Monk: You're scaring the man.
Sharona: No, I'm not.
Adrian Monk: Well, you're scaring me.
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Adrian Monk: By the way, in case we don't get a chance to talk later, I just want you to know, except for the murders and your trying to kill me, you really were the best doctor I ever had. Hang on, Manny. They're coming to get you. And merry Christmas.
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Sharona: [answers phone] Hello?
Adrian Monk: Sharona. Don't laugh, okay? I just need to be sure.
Sharona: Is there a skinny oak tree by the window?
Adrian Monk: Yes.
Sharona: Is there an armoire by the closet?
Adrian Monk: Uh-uh.
Sharona: And is Trudy's picture on the nightstand?
Adrian Monk: Yep.
Sharona: Adrian. You're in your own house. Now go to sleep.
Adrian Monk: Thanks. Good news. I'm seriously considering you for Employee of the Month.
Sharona: Thanks, boss. I'll see you tomorrow.