Adrian Monk: How tall are you?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Six foot.
Adrian Monk: No, really.
Captain Stottlemeyer: 5'11".
Adrian Monk: Our guy was taller 6'3", maybe 6'4", just like Santa Clara.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Just like what?
Sharona: The homicide in Santa Clara. We've been consulting on it.
Lieutenant Disher: I read about that. It's a completely different M.O.
Captain Stottlemeyer: You think there's a connection because this guy might be tall? Lieutenant, get the Warriors on the line. I want to talk to Antawn Jamison, see if he's got an alibi for Thursday morning.

Sharona: It's okay. We'll make new ones.
Adrian Monk: No. It's the key chain. The key chain, it was Trudy's. I gotta... I gotta... I gotta have those keys. That packet right there... Just give it to me.
Sharona: No. [Adrian tries to grab the packet, so Sharona hands it to him] You are going straight to hell.
Adrian Monk: I am in hell.

Carl: He sounds certifiable.
Sharona: It's the worst job I ever had.
Carl: Yeah? So why don't you quit?
Sharona: Well, because it's also the best job I ever had. I'm having adventures. I can't believe it. I'm putting bad guys behind bars. I feel like, um What is her name? Superman's girlfriend.
Carl: Oh, Lois Lane.
Sharona: I'm Lois Lane.
Carl: Yeah.
Sharona: I mean, how many practical nurses can say that? Not many. Not many.

Captain Stottlemeyer: He actually said, "Excuse me," and then he crawled over you?
Adrian Monk: No, no. Well, it was more like he crawled around me.

Adrian Monk: Are you okay?
Benjy: I'm okay.
Adrian Monk: [echoing] Are you okay?
Benjy: Yeah, I'm okay.
Adrian Monk: Are you okay?
Benjy: I'm okay!
Adrian Monk: Did you hear that?
Benjy: Yeah, it's an echo. You have to get out more.

Sharona: What the hell were you thinking?
Adrian Monk: You kept saying, "Shoot him. Shoot him!"
Sharona: Adrian, I could've been killed!
Adrian Monk: I knew what I was doing. I was aiming high. He's like 20 feet tall!
Sharona: What if you missed? You could've missed!
Adrian Monk: Oh, right! How could I have missed? The guy's King Kong.
Sharona: What if it ricocheted?
Adrian Monk: Well, that that's true. I didn't think of that.

Sharona: How'd it go?
Adrian Monk: You know.
Sharona: Aw, don't worry, we'll get them next time. Come on, I'll make you some dinner.
Adrian Monk: Oh, yeah, it's Tuesday. Tuesday night's chicken potpie.
Sharona: You know, actually, I thought we'd try something a little different this week. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. Just kidding. Adrian, you missed one.
Adrian Monk: Five. Six.

Gavin Lloyd: This is totally ridiculous. I mean, it all happened so fast. It was chaotic. It was chaos. Maybe I, uh, maybe I didn't see him. Maybe I heard the shots.
Adrian Monk: You heard them?
Gavin Lloyd: Yes, I definitely heard them. I definitely heard them. We all heard them. They were coming from up there.
Adrian Monk: Well, if that's true, then you won't have any trouble finding Sharona.
Gavin Lloyd: What?
Adrian Monk: She is up there in one of these buildings with a starter's pistol. [over radio] Heckle, this is Jeckle. Are you all set?
Sharona: Anytime, Jeckle.
Adrian Monk: Let's do it. [shots echo] It's kind of like an echo chamber, isn't it? You want to take another chance? Heckle, we're going for best out of three. [shots echo]

Adrian Monk: The stove.
Lieutenant Gitomer: Over here. It's in the kitchen.
Adrian Monk: No, I mean my stove. I think I left it on.
Sharona: It's okay. I, uh, checked it as we were leaving.
Adrian Monk: Are you sure? Did you turn the knob?
Sharona: Yeah.
Adrian Monk: The little knob, though?
Sharona: I turned all the knobs. The stove is off, Adrian.

Adrian Monk: He was in here. He was waiting.
Lieutenant Gitomer: Waiting for what?
Adrian Monk: You know, for her. He was here at least an hour. He was smoking. You can still smell it on the curtains. Menthols. Salems. Possibly Newports.
Lieutenant Gitomer: Maybe she was the smoker.
Adrian Monk: No. No, she was a Dutch Calvinist. They don't smoke. They consider their bodies to be a holy a holy chalice of... Sorry, I'm having trouble concentrating, because I think I smell gas. Did you hear the click? You gotta hear the click, not just feel the click. Hear it.