‘The Old Wagon’
Season 2, Episode 1 - Aired September 22, 2010
Claire finds it harder than she expected to say good bye to their decrepit old station agon. Gloria feels Manny's new study buddy is turning him against her. Meanwhile, Cameron tries to keep Mitchell away from the action when they build a princess castle for Lily.
Quote from Manny
Gloria: Hi, papi. You're here so soon.
Manny: Yeah. I decided to skip the movie.
Gloria: Are you okay?
Manny: Yeah. Kelly didn't like my jacket. Plus, she ordered for me.
Gloria: Mmm. Did she let you hear the specials at least?
Manny: No. I don't wanna be with someone who doesn't get me. Do we have any trans fats left?
Quote from Phil
Phil: [aside to camera] The art of the sale is all about what you leave out. "'83 classic wagon" Tough to find parts. "They don't make 'em like this anymore" For legal reasons. "Enjoyed for many years by one happy family" Of raccoons. I'm kidding. Actually... Actually, it did make us happy for a long time. It's gonna be tough to say good-bye. It always is. Nobody loves change. But part of life is learning to let things go.
Quote from Haley
Haley: How about when Dad jumped on the hood of the car?
Kids: "What's the plan, Phil?"