‘The Cold’
Season 6, Episode 3 - Aired October 8, 2014
Phil resorts to creative editing of Mitchell and Cameron's wedding video when the footage reveals that he was responsible for a cold that has plagued the family. Jay and Gloria take different tacks as Manny feels the stress of being on the high school football team, while Cameron must decide whether or not to bench him. Meanwhile, Mitchell arranges a play date for Lily with a super smart classmate.
Quote from Jay
Jay: Why were you even out of the house like this?
Claire: Because I'm your toughy-tough Supergirl.
Jay: Yes, you are, but that's no reason to risk you- [Claire coughs] Away from the food! Can we catch this again?
Quote from Cameron
Gloria: This is exactly what you do!
Cameron: To his own daughter. Kind of puts me benching Manny in perspective. Also, is there a sauce going around or...
Quote from Mitchell
Mitchell: Is that -- is that my dancing? Is that what I look like? No, no. Okay, that's really funny. Ha ha ha ha ha. Fast forward. Come on.
Quote from Cameron
Cameron: Is that my crying face? Oh, it's hideous! Why hasn't anyone told me?! Oh, God, I'm doing it right now, aren't I? Give me that.
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: Oh. Look at me in that dress! I look gorgeous! Give me rewind!
Quote from Claire
Luke: Mom, look at you holding on to that bar. You had vertigo there, too.
Claire: Yeah, I sure did. You know, we don't have to linger on that.
Quote from Jay
Jay: All that sweat. What the hell?! I look like I had shamu in a headlock!
Claire: I think I'm gonna throw up.
Jay: Yeah, you and me both. I'm disgusting!