Claire Quote #863
Quote from Claire in I'm Going to Miss This
Claire: Well... I blame myself. You... You try to instill a sense of responsibility in your children, and... [voice breaking] obviously, I failed. [chuckles] I don't know why I'm surprised. It's the story of my life. [sighs] Loveless marriage, no job, and now... Some reason, I thought that being a mother would be the one thing I got right. Well... [sighs] Could you at least wait till Wednesday to cash this?
Doug: Um... No. Sorry about your miserable life. I have faith that you'll get it together. [pats Claire's arm]
Claire: [falls] Ohh!
Alex: Oh, Mom!
Claire: Oh! Oh, my wrist! My wrist! It's broken! He pushed me!
Doug: No, I didn't!
Meemaw: Yes! You did! I saw it.
Mimsy: That's elder abuse.
Claire: You messed with the wrong Gamma.
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Quote from Gloria
Mitchell: And why are the movers just sitting out there?
Gloria: Don't worry about them. I'll handle them. I used to be a mover. I kind of fell into it when I helped an ex-boyfriend steal his brother's refrigerator.
Mitchell: Okay, wait, so you've been a cab driver, a hairdresser, a spokesmodel, and a mover. I-Is your life real?
Gloria: Is anything real? That was a question that I asked myself when I was a philosophy professor.
Quote from Dylan
Haley: Hey! You find it?
Dylan: No, but I just realized why they call rolling two ones with dice "snake eggs."
Haley: That's snake eyes.
Dylan: Oh. Then what did I realize?
Quote from Mitchell
Gloria: Now, say goodbye to the house. Tell it how much it meant to you. Be honest with each other, like two lovers that know that the time has come when they must part ways.
Mitchell: Okay, well, usually, I would just take my gym membership off his keychain and then introduce him to my mother.