Claire: Well... I blame myself. You... You try to instill a sense of responsibility in your children, and... [voice breaking] obviously, I failed. [chuckles] I don't know why I'm surprised. It's the story of my life. [sighs] Loveless marriage, no job, and now... Some reason, I thought that being a mother would be the one thing I got right. Well... [sighs] Could you at least wait till Wednesday to cash this?
Doug: Um... No. Sorry about your miserable life. I have faith that you'll get it together. [pats Claire's arm]
Claire: [falls] Ohh!
Alex: Oh, Mom!
Claire: Oh! Oh, my wrist! My wrist! It's broken! He pushed me!
Doug: No, I didn't!
Meemaw: Yes! You did! I saw it.
Mimsy: That's elder abuse.
Claire: You messed with the wrong Gamma.