Alex Quote #382

Quote from Alex in I'm Going to Miss This

Doug: What is the big emergency, Alex? I was using my Shop-Vac to give myself a hickey to show the guys at game night.
Claire: Hello, Doug.
Doug: Oh. The mother.
Claire: Look, Alex isn't coming to game night. She's also not cooking you ribs, doing your laundry, or getting you an online M.B.A.
Alex: Actually, I might finish that. I really think we could make the Dean's List.

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Quote from Gloria

Mitchell: And why are the movers just sitting out there?
Gloria: Don't worry about them. I'll handle them. I used to be a mover. I kind of fell into it when I helped an ex-boyfriend steal his brother's refrigerator.
Mitchell: Okay, wait, so you've been a cab driver, a hairdresser, a spokesmodel, and a mover. I-Is your life real?
Gloria: Is anything real? That was a question that I asked myself when I was a philosophy professor.

Quote from Dylan

Haley: Hey! You find it?
Dylan: No, but I just realized why they call rolling two ones with dice "snake eggs."
Haley: That's snake eyes.
Dylan: Oh. Then what did I realize?

Quote from Mitchell

Gloria: Now, say goodbye to the house. Tell it how much it meant to you. Be honest with each other, like two lovers that know that the time has come when they must part ways.
Mitchell: Okay, well, usually, I would just take my gym membership off his keychain and then introduce him to my mother.