Quote from Alex in I'm Going to Miss This
Doug: What is the big emergency, Alex? I was using my Shop-Vac to give myself a hickey to show the guys at game night. Claire: Hello, Doug. Doug: Oh. The mother. Claire: Look, Alex isn't coming to game night. She's also not cooking you ribs, doing your laundry, or getting you an online M.B.A. Alex: Actually, I might finish that. I really think we could make the Dean's List.