Walt: Ah, come on, kid. I just lost an arm 'cause of you. Now get your head in the game.
Luke: Sorry. I can't concentrate with my dad staring at me.
Phil: I just love you so much.
Walt: I hope he's talking to you.
Luke: Ugh. Oh, great, now I'm dead. I'm going to the bathroom.
Walt: You know, they say that happens.

Phil: Hey, Walt. You ever think about death?
Walt: I'm 85. Death is my roommate.
Phil: I got a call from the doctor. There's a 60% chance I'm gonna die.
Walt: Ha! Doctors said I'd be dead ten years ago. Look at me. I'm healthy as a- Oh. I gotta go change my tank.

Claire: Phil, you've gotta let this go.
Phil: I'm sorry, Claire. I don't know how to react when I find out there's a 70% chance I'm going to die.

Javier: You see? The eyes, they do not lie.
Manny: Tough break, Jay. Here. Little something for gas.

Mitchell: [aside to camera] Cam was right. I-I was being petty. So I found his box of old trophies and I decided to surprise him by having them on the mantle when he got home. Well, I was the one who was surprised. I had no idea how many trophies he had. First place, and all of them for different things. Music, football, art show, science fair, a chili cook-off. A lifetime of accolades hidden away just so I wouldn't feel bad.

Javier: So, you wanna talk about what happened back there?
Jay: Not at all.
Javier: You know it is not just the horses whose souls I can read through their eyes.
Jay: You really wanna know? I'll tell you. [stares at Javier]
Javier: Okay. I'll leave you alone.
Jay: All right, listen, hang on. I'm sorry I went after you like that in front of Manny. That was wrong.
Javier: No, I get it. Nobody likes to lose at the races.

Jay: [aside to camera] I don't owe this guy anything. He stops by a couple of times a year to see his kid. It used to be a relief, gave me a nice break. But now Manny and I, we got our own thing. Look, I know I'm not his dad. Maybe I don't like the reminder.

Mitchell: We heard Phil got bad news from the doctor.
Claire: Who told you that?
Mitchell: Gloria!
Gloria: No, I didn't say that he got bad news, I said that he was getting bad news.
Claire: You don't know that he's getting bad news.
Gloria: I saw a black mouse.
Mitchell: [gasps] I saw a black mouse.
Cameron: So he says.

Jay: We got here as soon as we could.
Gloria: Did you bring the coffee cake?
Javier: Yes, I have it right here.
Jay: He carried it in from the car. I paid for it.

Phil: Stop, please! You're freaking me out.
Lily: Are you gonna die?
Phil: I don't know! There's still a 5% chance I'll make it!