Hal Quote #932
Quote from Hal in Malcolm Holds His Tongue
Dewey: Dad, please, it's been three hours.
Hal: Come on, Wheeler, give me something. What's your secret?
Dewey: You're starting to ruin TV for me.
Hal: I study your moves, I copy your techniques, but somehow you continue to blow me out of the water. Why?! How?!
Dewey: Maybe he's just better than you. Have you ever thought of that? Billy Vargas can spit ten feet further than I can. I accept that. Why can't you?
Hal: Oh, Dewey, maybe you're right. Maybe God didn't put me on this Earth to beat this guy. I mean, look at him. Perfect posture, great hip rotation, his... Wait a minute. Both feet off the ground at the same time! Dewey, do you see that?! That's air. That that's air!
Dewey: That's it! I'm going to go read a book! I hope you're happy!
Malcolm in the Middle Quotes
‘Malcolm Holds His Tongue’ Quotes
Quote from Stevie
Malcolm: What the hell is wrong with me?! Why can't I just learn to shut up?
Stevie: We're... the same. We speak... before... we think.
Quote from Malcolm
Lois: A peptic ulcer? How did you manage to get a peptic ulcer? The doctor said you have the stomach lining of a 60-year-old air traffic controller. You are a teenager, for God's sake. What do you have to be stressed about?!
Malcolm: For your information, I just spent the past three hours on a gurney next to a guy who is still trying to smoke out of the hole in his neck. And the jackass who put in this I.V. couldn't find a vein with two hands and a flashlight! My call button doesn't work! These stupid sheets are itchy. There's only one channel on the TV. And what's this about a bedpan?!
Quote from Hal
Hal: "...and everyone but the rabbit lived happily ever after." And the moral of that fable, son, is that turtles are pathological liars who won't give you their gold.
Dewey: Got it.
[Hal is mesmerized as he sees a power walking team pass through the park]
Dewey: Dad?
Hal: It's like watching the gods return to Olympus.