Malcolm Quote #394
Quote from Malcolm in Malcolm Holds His Tongue
Malcolm: Stevie, come on. That's ten in a row.
Stevie: I'm sick... of this.
Malcolm: It's important! I worked my butt off to make the JV team. I got to stay sharp. [Stevie holds up a broom] Could you at least try to block it? Still too easy. Can I put you on a ladder?
Malcolm in the Middle Quotes
‘Malcolm Holds His Tongue’ Quotes
Quote from Malcolm
Lois: A peptic ulcer? How did you manage to get a peptic ulcer? The doctor said you have the stomach lining of a 60-year-old air traffic controller. You are a teenager, for God's sake. What do you have to be stressed about?!
Malcolm: For your information, I just spent the past three hours on a gurney next to a guy who is still trying to smoke out of the hole in his neck. And the jackass who put in this I.V. couldn't find a vein with two hands and a flashlight! My call button doesn't work! These stupid sheets are itchy. There's only one channel on the TV. And what's this about a bedpan?!
Quote from Stevie
Malcolm: What the hell is wrong with me?! Why can't I just learn to shut up?
Stevie: We're... the same. We speak... before... we think.
Quote from Hal
Hal: "...and everyone but the rabbit lived happily ever after." And the moral of that fable, son, is that turtles are pathological liars who won't give you their gold.
Dewey: Got it.
[Hal is mesmerized as he sees a power walking team pass through the park]
Dewey: Dad?
Hal: It's like watching the gods return to Olympus.