Malcolm Quote #395
Quote from Malcolm in Malcolm Holds His Tongue
Malcolm: I'm sorry. I know I'm being a little crazy, but for the first time in my life, I'm actually good at something that normal people care about. Being on the team is the best thing that's ever happened to me and I don't want to screw it up.
[cut to Malcolm lecturing his coach in front of the team:]
Malcolm: All I'm saying is that if we want to win, which I think we do, it seems to me we should be using an offense that has a remote chance of actually working. I can't be the only one here who thinks there's something deeply flawed with your game plan. I think if you thought about it for just a second, you'd realize you need to make some changes.
Malcolm in the Middle Quotes
‘Malcolm Holds His Tongue’ Quotes
Quote from Malcolm
Lois: A peptic ulcer? How did you manage to get a peptic ulcer? The doctor said you have the stomach lining of a 60-year-old air traffic controller. You are a teenager, for God's sake. What do you have to be stressed about?!
Malcolm: For your information, I just spent the past three hours on a gurney next to a guy who is still trying to smoke out of the hole in his neck. And the jackass who put in this I.V. couldn't find a vein with two hands and a flashlight! My call button doesn't work! These stupid sheets are itchy. There's only one channel on the TV. And what's this about a bedpan?!
Quote from Stevie
Malcolm: What the hell is wrong with me?! Why can't I just learn to shut up?
Stevie: We're... the same. We speak... before... we think.
Quote from Hal
Hal: "...and everyone but the rabbit lived happily ever after." And the moral of that fable, son, is that turtles are pathological liars who won't give you their gold.
Dewey: Got it.
[Hal is mesmerized as he sees a power walking team pass through the park]
Dewey: Dad?
Hal: It's like watching the gods return to Olympus.