Malcolm Quote #362
Quote from Malcolm in Humilithon
Malcolm: I don't deserve you guys. I'm sorry I ignored you, and I appreciate the gesture, but you're really better off without me.
Cynthia: Oh, come on. Will you get off this sulking thing? Since when do you care what other people think of you?
Malcolm: Cynthia, don't do this.
Cynthia: Malcolm, you hate everyone. To you, everyone's either a moron or a creep or a poseur. Why do you suddenly care about their opinion of you?
Malcolm: Because I'm shallow, okay? I want them to like me.
Lloyd: It's not so bad, Malcolm. It's only the first week. You have, like, four years of high school left.
Malcolm: It's okay. I spent three years being a Krelboyne. I can spend four years being a joke.
Cynthia: Malcolm, you're not a joke.
Boy #1: Hey, Stainalator!
Boy #2: Bruce Spring-stain.
Malcolm in the Middle Quotes
‘Humilithon’ Quotes
Quote from Hal
Francis: [on the phone] Dad, listen, I know I owe you guys a lot of money and I want to start paying you back. So I'm sending you $50 this month, and then my plan is...
Hal: What do you need $50 for?
Francis: No, I'm sending you $50.
Hal: Francis, I can't spare $50.
Francis: No, I'm sending you the money-
Lois: Just give him the $50. We have to go.
Hal: All right, your mother says it's okay, but we have to go. [hangs up]
Quote from Dewey
Dewey: [to himself] I also think we should we have meat loaf on Mondays and not on Tuesdays so we can have an extra day of meat loaf sandwiches. I also think the table should be in front of the TV and the couch should be in front of the refrigerator. I also think there should be hand-me-ups instead of hand-me-downs, I think kids should be able to steer, and I think school should be only four hours a day and should be held on top of the building. I also think...
Quote from Mr. Herkabe
Mr. Herkabe: Ah, the golden boy has returned. Release the doves.
Malcolm: Hi, Mr. Herkabe.
Mr. Herkabe: And you must be Reese. I have been thoroughly briefed on you, and if you do one thing wrong, I'm going to go medieval on your permanent record.
Reese: Ask yourself, whatever happened to the old dean of discipline?