Quote from Malcolm in Humilithon
Malcolm: I don't deserve you guys. I'm sorry I ignored you, and I appreciate the gesture, but you're really better off without me. Cynthia: Oh, come on. Will you get off this sulking thing? Since when do you care what other people think of you? Malcolm: Cynthia, don't do this. Cynthia: Malcolm, you hate everyone. To you, everyone's either a moron or a creep or a poseur. Why do you suddenly care about their opinion of you? Malcolm: Because I'm shallow, okay? I want them to like me. Lloyd: It's not so bad, Malcolm. It's only the first week. You have, like, four years of high school left. Malcolm: It's okay. I spent three years being a Krelboyne. I can spend four years being a joke. Cynthia: Malcolm, you're not a joke. Boy #1: Hey, Stainalator! Boy #2: Bruce Spring-stain.