Malcolm Quote #113
Quote from Malcolm in Traffic Jam
Malcolm: You know, I was thinking, maybe sometime we can do something. If you... [sees license plate] You're from Canada?
Jessica: We're here on vacation.
Malcolm: Why didn't you tell me?
Jessica: Because then you would have spent the whole day grousing.
Malcolm: I knew this was too good to be true. I mean, why should I get to meet someone who's smart, funny, not a Krelboyne not a member of my family?
Jessica: But we did meet, Malcolm, and it was awesome. You know, it's OK to enjoy something even if it's just for a little while. Come on, we had fun.
Malcolm: No, we didn't.
Jessica: You just said we did.
Malcolm: That was before I knew this was all a big waste of time.
Malcolm in the Middle Quotes
‘Traffic Jam’ Quotes
Quote from Dewey
Dewey: And then the ambulance came, but there was this balloon. And then I was chasing it. And then I didn't know where I was. And then I chased a bag. And then I really didn't know where I was. Then I saw you, and I thought maybe you could help me. [Dewey is talking to a scarecrow] Because you've helped that other girl, the one in the movie. So if you could just come to life and help me, I'd really appreciate it. [silence] Thanks anyway.
Quote from Hal
Hal: Think about it, Lois. I stopped to tie my shoe in the parking lot. If I hadn't done that, we would've been on the road 20 seconds sooner. I would've been 200 yards ahead of where I was. And then I would've been the silver Toyota.
Lois: And if you hadn't rented Body Heat we never would have had Dewey. It's all an intricate tapestry, Hal.
Quote from Dewey
Dewey: A...B...C...D... A...B...C...D... A...B...C...D...
Farmer Woman: It's a good thing I found you. It's not very safe for little boy like you to be all by yourself.
Dewey: A...B...C...D...
Farmer Woman: Oh, don't you worry I'm gonna get you back home to your parents. They must be worried sick.
Dewey: A...B...C...D... A...B...C...D...
Farmer Woman: It's "E", dear. A...B...C...D...E... E.
Dewey: I know. A...B...C...D... A...B...C...D...