Hal Quote #94
Quote from Hal in Traffic Jam
Hal: Think about it, Lois. I stopped to tie my shoe in the parking lot. If I hadn't done that, we would've been on the road 20 seconds sooner. I would've been 200 yards ahead of where I was. And then I would've been the silver Toyota.
Lois: And if you hadn't rented Body Heat we never would have had Dewey. It's all an intricate tapestry, Hal.
Malcolm in the Middle Quotes
‘Traffic Jam’ Quotes
Quote from Dewey
Dewey: And then the ambulance came, but there was this balloon. And then I was chasing it. And then I didn't know where I was. And then I chased a bag. And then I really didn't know where I was. Then I saw you, and I thought maybe you could help me. [Dewey is talking to a scarecrow] Because you've helped that other girl, the one in the movie. So if you could just come to life and help me, I'd really appreciate it. [silence] Thanks anyway.
Quote from Dewey
Dewey: A...B...C...D... A...B...C...D... A...B...C...D...
Farmer Woman: It's a good thing I found you. It's not very safe for little boy like you to be all by yourself.
Dewey: A...B...C...D...
Farmer Woman: Oh, don't you worry I'm gonna get you back home to your parents. They must be worried sick.
Dewey: A...B...C...D... A...B...C...D...
Farmer Woman: It's "E", dear. A...B...C...D...E... E.
Dewey: I know. A...B...C...D... A...B...C...D...
Quote from Dewey
Biker: Bye, kid. [rides off]
Dewey: Bye, Santa. [the family pull up] Hi, Mom.
Lois: Dewey, where's the baby-sitter?
Dewey: She went away.
Lois: [sighs] You got rid of another baby-sitter? What is wrong with you kids?
Dewey: Then I drove off with a potato chip man. Then I picked apples. Then we all went to jail. Then I played the...