Quote from Malcolm in Traffic Jam
Malcolm: You know, I was thinking, maybe sometime we can do something. If you... [sees license plate] You're from Canada? Jessica: We're here on vacation. Malcolm: Why didn't you tell me? Jessica: Because then you would have spent the whole day grousing. Malcolm: I knew this was too good to be true. I mean, why should I get to meet someone who's smart, funny, not a Krelboyne not a member of my family? Jessica: But we did meet, Malcolm, and it was awesome. You know, it's OK to enjoy something even if it's just for a little while. Come on, we had fun. Malcolm: No, we didn't. Jessica: You just said we did. Malcolm: That was before I knew this was all a big waste of time.